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In Theory

In theory, this is going to be an interesting short bit of writing. I spotted a tweet recently which said something along the lines of “I’m having a hard time making my work fit to the theories in my head.”

It seems to me, that artists are now expected to process, contextualise, place and evaluate what they have made before they’ve even made it. But what you’re doing, if you’re putting theory before making, is putting the cart before the horse – a cart laden with books.

How many times have you gone into a gallery and been handed a still warm, photocopied rationale for the works laid out in front of you? “You’ll need to read this before you look at the work, otherwise it won’t make sense at all”.

Anything that needs to be accompanied by 6 sides of A4 in 10pt type, in order to ‘understand’ it, just plain ‘aint working.

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I don’t know what I’m doing, but I know how to do it.

— Luc Tuymans

Art is not supposed to be about that; it’s not supposed to be sociology … it’s supposed to be that one little f***ing BANG! … Wow! And if it ‘aint about that, it ‘aint worth shit.

— Lawrence Weiner 

Too much plot, too little of
Me acting right, not acting up

— ‘Looking Up’, 2016′ – ‘Elton John / Bernie Taupin. 

I’m offended by the stupidity of the ‘art world’.

— Jean Michel Basquiat

*Colours my vary

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A wise guy who used to make fun of my paintings… he said ‘they’ (Abstract Expressionists) would be good if they could keep the paint as good as it is in the can… and that’s what I tried to do. I tried to keep the paint as good as it was in the can.

— Frank Stella, quoted in ‘Chromophobia’ by David Batchelor, p98. 

Squawk (Professional Advice), 2015, Emulsion paint and synthetic polymer paint on found hardboard. 66 x 45.2 x 2 cm.

If you’re smart and awake why shouldn’t you talk about what’s going on infront of you?

… this is why artists shouldn’t talk about their work, as soon as they open their mouths they fuck it up.

Warhol knew that you cannot lead (in America), you cannot hold up your flag and expect everyone to follow you. What you do is move to the edge and declare that the centre – then wait for people to re-organise around you.

— Andy Warhol – A Documentary Film (Part 2) – PBS (Public Broadcasting Service), Directed by Ric Burns.  

Portrait of Nicole Mortiboys, 2014, Animated gif (6kb).

Switching Off.

Can we talk about arts Television for a moment? Only for a moment, I realise that the new series of  Strictly… is soon to begin, but if I could just have your attention until the Glitterball descends and your gaze is caught, Moth-like, I’d really appreciate it.  

I did my GCSE’s 13 years ago, but for some reason those people who make and present arts Television seem to be under the impression that I’m still doing them. Where has all the depth gone? 

I used to stay up to watch The South Bank Show late on a Sunday night, lulled by the dulcet tones of Lord Bragg, to the point where it was sometimes difficult to get up for School on a Monday morning. It was through Melvyn that I was first introduced to artists like Gehard Richter, David Hockney and Francis Bacon; all painters I grant you, but the profiles were insightful, the questioning wasn’t held back or dumbed down – and the presenters were informed. 

Fast forward to 2014 and you might say that the opposite is true, in fact I would. To add insult to injury, the presenter often assumes an air of superiority over the artist – only to be shot down in flames by the likes of Sir Anthony Caro on an otherwise unremarkable Culture Show.

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m***y (abridged)

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Let’s make no bones about it, no artist worth their salt makes work with the express intent of profiting financially from it. M***y is absolutely not the raison d’être or driving force behind my creative work, and I’m sure the same is true of my peers. It is however a necessity, it always has been and perhaps always will be.

The prevailing attitude seems to be that to make money from the work you do as an artist somehow diminishes its cultural significance; this does not have to be the case. From my point of view, entrepreneurship in art is all about circumvention, a wholly positive attitude. Finding other ways to get your work to people. If what you produce is going to make any real difference to people then it has to be ‘consumed’ – it is entirely reasonable to expect some financial recompense for what you have made. How else are you going to make more work, pay the rent? Or eat?  Maybe it’s time for us to adopt a more entrepreneurial attitude. Not to ‘sell out’, but to find other ways through which creative practices can be maintained; critically, intellectually and financially.

I’m not talking about tapping into the diamond encrusted contemporary art market, what I mean is affording artists the ability to earn an honest living through the work they produce – and why can’t artists actively seek out and develop methods through which to do this? Is that too idealistic? Some would say “yes” I’m sure, but from the comfort of the family BMW on the way to an unpaid Internship, that’s quite easy to do.

Something and Nothing

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I can’t tell you how many times I’ve been asked the exasperated question, “but… what does it mean?!” Both in relation to my own practice and that of other artists. It’s either that or “what’s the point of it?!” *see previous text.

It is a fanciful notion to believe that artworks contain meaning within their physical fabric; as if the artist has somehow managed to an encase an idea within an object – nonetheless, that wholly naive assertion is posited by many people, artists among them.

Even if they had managed such an alchemical feat, therein lies another problem; the unrealistic expectation of many a gallery-goer – a release of that meaning within five seconds of being introduced.

The art object can only ever present the viewer with its lineage – evidence of the material processes and/or references which brought them into being. They are for all intents and purposes ‘dumb’ objects; the remains of a process we are not often privy to.

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Straight to the Point.

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“I’ll have to drop ‘ya just ‘ere”, strained the Cab driver, negotiating the traffic across Waterloo Bridge. Money changed hands through a gap in the perspex and with an ebullient farewell we made our way around the concrete edifice of the Southbank Centre towards the Hayward Gallery.

Wandering through the Brutalist canyon, past all manner of extraneous and time-worn Fibreglass ‘play-structures’ we eventually arrived at the entrance to the gallery.

In the corner by the Admissions Desk stood a Standard lamp straight out of the pages of a Habitat catalogue, flicking on and off intermittently. It was hard to tell whether this was a work by Creed or just a gimmicky space-filler conjured up by a well meaning Intern, intended to liven up an otherwise featureless foyer – the coarseness of its installation seemed to suggest the latter.

Once an issue with the ticket machine had been rectified and more money had changed hands, we were let through to the gallery. A Bouncer with an earpiece, who seemed as though he’d be more comfortable manning the door at a Gentleman’s Club, took a cursory glance at the tickets and showed us in.

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The work you think you’re doing, isn’t really the work you’re doing. – Martin Creed

A Few Stones Unturned.

It was on a recent trip to the Saatchi Gallery to see The Shape of Things to Come: New Sculpture, the obligatory Summer ’Blockbuster’, that some fundamental questions about both the creation and display of art were thrown into quite sharp relief. Spot the charmingly witty pun…didn’t see it?…well that might be important a bit further on.

Entering Gallery 1, a vast utterly pristine ‘white cube’ space, the viewer is presented with a field of eight roughly hewn boulders scattered about the gallery as if they had been teleported from Avebury. The work is Summit (2009) by Belgian artist Kris Martin. 

Atop each of the rocks stands a small paper cross coloured with ink; which both the artist and the gallery suggest indicates that the stones have been conquered, alluding to such things as; dominion, struggle, conquest and victory. 

Beneath each lump of stone sits a rusting steel ‘pallet’ like object comprised of an approximately one metre square sheet, itself elevated on three “I” beams welded equidistantly along the same axis. This forms a very noticeable, seemingly integral element of the work. 

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